You Will Love It or Hate It
Just moved to Phoenix....Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer than I expected.
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
I missed Nike (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Nike had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2000 leather upholstery. I told Justin that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and poop. I learned my lesson though. No more pets.
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer! And it's hot as hades. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in darn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid repairman peed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.
If another wise a-- cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to strangle him. Darn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my a-- was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and a--. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried a--, and baked cat.
The weather report might as well be a darn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything for 2 darn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this darn desert? Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow into the darn pool. Even the cactus can't live in this darn heat.
Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the darn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My family had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?
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